I Met Someone Named Topher the Other Day

Kinja'd!!! "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
10/01/2017 at 02:00 • Filed to: Bad Jokes

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Nonchalantly I mused aloud, “You are the first Topher I have ever met.” Topher looked at me through bored eyes and with a slow voice riddled with the sinster undertones of building enthusiasm he replied, “Well Mr. Wobbles, my middle name is actually Juan.”

“You see, my parents thought a great deal of me, that’s why they named me Topher Juan.”

- Thank you, thank you! I know where the door is! Dont forget about the 2012 Mazda 6 and all the other sedans from one generation ago. Six to eight model years back is a gold mine for regular used cars.


DISCUSSION (2)


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Wobbles the Mind
10/01/2017 at 02:05

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Kinja'd!!! Nauraushaun > Wobbles the Mind
10/01/2017 at 02:29

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Best generation for the 6. Damn handsome.